Wednesday, 16 December 2009

i don't even know this guy

buona sera!
good evening!

guess which homework i should be doing now? if you guessed italian, congratulations - you win, and get nothing. there was no point in guessing really. i told you anyway. do you feel like a tiny bit of an idiot? no you don't, because i know you didn't even guess, you just read on to find out because you are lazy.

don't stop reading.
please come back.
i love yooouuuuuu *reaches into screen in slow motion*

anyway. i have a story to tell you.

so last wednesday, it was raining. really freaking hard. and we were waiting for the bus home from college. we managed to form a canopy of umbrellas, but mine was at an angle - cause i was the short one - and the rain was dripping from the umbrella onto this guys head. there then may have been some accidental movements of the canopy which just so happened for me to hit the boy with my umbrella. rather hard, and quite a few times. he retaliated and so forth and it wasn't as violent as i'm making it seem, it was all pretty weird, but funny and friendly.

remember, i don't even know this guy.
then he was waiting for the bus today. we talked at the bus stop with a few friends. and then got on the bus and we carried on with our lives.
i stayed in town a bit longer than i normally do this evening. and when i finally got to the bus station, awaiting my poor bit of metal on wheels home, i sat where i normally do. then this figure sits one seat away from me - i don't look because it's a free country and i don't feel right staring at people - but can you guess who it was?

oh yes, it was indeed. i didn't even notice, until i saw out of the very corner of my eye, a bag of sweets thrust in my direction. and it's the guy i hit with the umbrella last week. i decline them, because i eat so much crap anyway, but i didn't tell him that. we have a short discussion about which buses we're getting home, i get on mine and go home.

i don't even know this guy! i don't talk to people i don't know. i don't keep talking to people i don't know. and i don't hit people with umbrellas.

fyi, this is not a romantic love story either.
if it was, it would be an incredibly low budget one.
starring very unattractive people.
and with a ridiculously thin plot line.

pfffttttt.
two days left of college!
xo

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